I did it. I fuuuuuucking did it. I’ve mentioned in the past that my experience with Souls-like games is pretty limited. I dabbled with Bloodborne, but only barely got past the first boss and in Dark Souls I reached Quelaag but never killed her. In short, I got enough of a taste of both, but […]Read More Elden Ring review – Art thou also maidenless?
I remember I first experienced Subnautica in what must have been early 2015. It had recently made the plunge into early access and was still relatively barebones. Not much more than a survival-crafting game underwater at that point, with none of the base-building and story that makes it so exceptional now. OOPS gave my review […]Read More Subnautica review – Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, what the fuck was that noise?
Even now, I still can’t help but being blown away by the sheer level of popularity generated by Stray. It’s gameplay trailer back in June (2022) very obviously took the internet by storm, so it was a bit of a shock to me to discover it had teaser trailers dating back to 2020. One only […]Read More Stray review – I taut I taw a puddy-tat
For those of you keeping track, my opinion of the franchise of Life is Strange has been basically on a downhill trend ever since its inception. I quite liked the original by devs DontNod and then also kinda-sorta liked the prequel Before the Storm, but believe it was basically ruined by an absolutely garbage ending […]Read More Life is Strange: True Colours review – I refuse to spell it as “colors” and I will fight any Americans who say otherwise
I’m gonna preface this review by saying that in my “About” section on MMG I say that I don’t like racing games or sports games. I’ve had that there since we started the site in 2011 and it remains true to this day. I’ve always argued that I prefer games with a greater focus on […]Read More Forza V Horizons review – Vroom vroom motherfucker
At some point when the Earth was new and God was a boy, all the way back in late 2016 when the idea of a global pandemic was a subject for the history books as something that only happened after world wars and would never ever happen again, I did an Early Access video review […]Read More Ghost of a Tale review – Sleekit, cowrin, tim’rous beastie
Hey Seb. Are you really going to write out your detailed and in-depth thoughts about a satirical video game that’s absolutely unabashedly just high-grade wanking material? Are you actually, genuinely, sincerely, going to make it public that you not only played a porn game but are properly analysing it? Aren’t you aware what that makes […]Read More Subverse v0.1 Impressions – What am I doing with my life?
Before we begin I need to make a confession. When I first saw the wallpaper art for The Medium, I thought it was going to be a CGI anime game with one of those silver-haired anime boy protagonists… Y’know he was going to be one of those really “I am 13 and this is deep” […]Read More The Medium review – Medium well done
I like horror games. This might come as a surprise given how infrequently I talk about them, but that’s because I do not deal well with horror. I need lots of tea breaks, pauses where I try to get my heart rate out of the thousands and comforting reassurance that the big scary monsters are […]Read More Alien: Isolation review: Maybe I’m the monster? No, the monsters are definitely the monsters
It has been a long time since we posted an MMG Discusses article, but recently a perfect opportunity has arisen. Tim and I, along with a friend who might be familiar to those who watch our YouTube videos (Jroy), have had the opportunity to try out the brand new Beta for RTS DwarfHeim. DwarfHeim differs […]Read More MMGaming Discusses: DwarfHeim Beta Impressions – Diggy diggy?