Deus Ex: Human Revolution Review

Deus Ex: Human Revolution. People have been waiting years for this game, pondering what riches it would hold, how good it would be and most importantly how “Deus Ex Like” it would be. I was not one of those people. Don’t get me wrong I have been following the game’s development for a while now […]

Space Pirates and Zombies: Epic name, average game

When you’re asked to review a game called ‘Space Pirates and Zombies’ you can’t help but get a little excited. I mean, Space Pirates are awesome enough alone without adding the additional ‘wow factor’ of zombies. Unfortunately not even the addition of ninja sharks with lasers attached riding the bear cavalry into a black hole […]

Stellar Impact: An Unknown Love-Child

So it would appear that League of Legend’s fame has managed to allow it to sleep around without thinking of the consequences. Now however, after a one time hook-up with the slightly less famous Eve: Online, the consequences of LoL’s lifestyle have come full circle. The resulting love child of the unlikely coupling was the […]

Blipskrieg: Because the fastest solution is most likely the best one (Occam’s Racer)

A man called Silius Italicus once said “In war we must be speedy”. I have no idea who this man was or what he did as a day job (aside from his quotation writing tendencies). But whatever the case, he certainly nailed this game on the head.

VVVVVV: A game that is almost as hard to play as it is to pronounce

In my last review I talked a lot about gravity and how throughout the course of the game you’d learn to tame the beast. Well it obviously did not enjoy domestic life as it decided to come back with a vengeance at me with this nightmare of a game. 1059 deaths just about sums that […]

And Yet It Moves: A sidescroller with a twist

Before starting this review I feel morally advised to inform you of possible side effects from playing the following game. If you develop symptoms of lack of spacial awareness, mood swings, dizziness, headaches and/or acute mindfuck then stop playing immediately and take a nap to allow your brain to cool off and prevent vegetation. Or […]

zOMGies 2: My ROFLections (see what I did there…)

With a name out of a 1960s B-Movie and a ridiculous nature to suit, it would be easy to overlook this game as just another in the endless wave of timekillers coming out of Armor Games. And you’d be right, it is yet another timekiller with no real depth to it… but who said that’s […]

The Lance: A game about a lance…

Well, that’s not entirely accurate. The game is also about a knight, or rather bloodline of knights trying to obtain said lance by defeating the king’s champion in a jousting competition in one of the most overused formats in the flash game world. Again. And again. And again. And that’s about it for Armor Games’ […]

Station 37: All in a day’s work for a fireman

Firemen have an incredibly difficult job where they can potentially face danger and maybe even death every day, and I am filled with nothing but the greatest respect for any who would choose to be one of them. After playing Station 37 though my respect has been increased ten-fold…

Project Zomboid First Impressions

Project Zomboid is a really new top down Zombie Survival Game. In the process of being created by Indiestone Studios it hasn’t even reached the Alpha stage of development yet, and is in a “Pre-Alpha” Stage. Frankly it’s almost like they made up a random title of what stage of development it was in so […]